Hey guys and gals,
Just got word from Jordan Burns of Strung Out that I have permission to use a portion of their song for an intro for my reviews! If you haven't heard of these guys, you NEED to check them out IMMEDIATELY!!!
Many of their influences/inspiration include Depeche Mode, Metallica, & Bad Religion. If you like any of these bands, I'm pretty sure you'll like these guys.
Check them out at their official website, or their MySpace page:
http://www.strungout.com/
http://www.myspace.com/strungout
They also have a Facebook page (who doesn't anymore???) - add them!
That's all for tonight!
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
V-Log 12-16-10
Hey, it was still the 16th when I recorded it!
Rambling J-Bob gives his opinion on Disney's latest CG kids flick Tangled, & the website.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
A Christmas Carol
Version 3,408.2!
I don't know how many there are, and I don't care!
I wonder how it ends???
Monday, December 13, 2010
Random Post 12/13/10
The real reason men watch Women's tennis...
Go ahead and TRY and tell me otherwise!
Go ahead and TRY and tell me otherwise!
Friday, December 10, 2010
Epiphanies suck...
Hey all,
So, I just made an observation that a lot of you have probably already made - I am a champion bloviater (I talk too much in my reviews)! It hurts to make that realization, but it had to be said.
I found this out when I started watching some of my older reviews - I didn't laugh or smile through the ones that were terribly long (the Borrowers, and the Boogeyman, in particular). So, to you that had to suffer through some of these, I apologize.
That is why this next year, and possibly with the last two reviews that I plan to do this year, one of which is Christmas related, I will make a conscious effort to trim what I say. That, and use more vocalization variance, because my monotone isn't that funny...
Thanks to everyone that's stuck through with me this long, and I hope to see you all next year!
So, I just made an observation that a lot of you have probably already made - I am a champion bloviater (I talk too much in my reviews)! It hurts to make that realization, but it had to be said.
I found this out when I started watching some of my older reviews - I didn't laugh or smile through the ones that were terribly long (the Borrowers, and the Boogeyman, in particular). So, to you that had to suffer through some of these, I apologize.
That is why this next year, and possibly with the last two reviews that I plan to do this year, one of which is Christmas related, I will make a conscious effort to trim what I say. That, and use more vocalization variance, because my monotone isn't that funny...
Thanks to everyone that's stuck through with me this long, and I hope to see you all next year!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Cats Don't Dance
It's a hard knock life for them animals, ain't it?
What about my sanity?
Don't I get a say in this???
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Nier Review
Nier? What's Nier? A game I bought because I'm a sucker for the Square-Enix label! ...That's the nice way to describe it.
I picked this game up about a month ago, and I think I'm about half-way through it now. Once the action starts, and the cut-scenes play, I can't get enough of it! However, up until that point, it's drier than the Sahara desert in August during a solar flare! ...At least, that's how it was starting out.
You play as a man named father (you can give him any name you want, and the game inserts it into the regular dialogue), and you're trying to find a cure for your daughter, Yonah. Along the way, you pick up some npc companions, though you can assign them semi-specific tasks if you want (such as stand back & attack...) I haven't bothered with that quite yet, because father is strong enough to take everything on by himself. Occasionally, the extra characters will help you, but they usually just rant and make other battle cries.
The first npc you get is purely eye-candy, I'm convinced. Her name is Kaine, and she has got to be wearing the most impractical attire for fighting monsters and other demons.
The other companions you get include a witty book named Weiss, which is invaluable - he gives you the ability to cast spells, which you need for boss battles, one in particular is IMPOSSIBLE without them, and I'm sure there are many more to come, since I'm not done yet.
Yes, I did say he is witty - he talks, and talks, and TALKS! Some of the comments he has are actually funny, while the other 80 - 90% of the dialogue is griping and moaning!
The last guy you get, Emil, starts out normal, but after some key events, he turns into THIS! However, despite this appearance, he has even more spells to help you out with, which becomes a big help later on.
All in all, if you're a fan of Square-Enix, and you like the style, I'd recommend it strongly. However, if you're new to Square-Enix titles, this IS NOT the one to evaluate your opinion of them on. They've made several other good games - just google them, and you'll see what they've made over the years.
That's all for now!
I picked this game up about a month ago, and I think I'm about half-way through it now. Once the action starts, and the cut-scenes play, I can't get enough of it! However, up until that point, it's drier than the Sahara desert in August during a solar flare! ...At least, that's how it was starting out.
You play as a man named father (you can give him any name you want, and the game inserts it into the regular dialogue), and you're trying to find a cure for your daughter, Yonah. Along the way, you pick up some npc companions, though you can assign them semi-specific tasks if you want (such as stand back & attack...) I haven't bothered with that quite yet, because father is strong enough to take everything on by himself. Occasionally, the extra characters will help you, but they usually just rant and make other battle cries.
The first npc you get is purely eye-candy, I'm convinced. Her name is Kaine, and she has got to be wearing the most impractical attire for fighting monsters and other demons.
The other companions you get include a witty book named Weiss, which is invaluable - he gives you the ability to cast spells, which you need for boss battles, one in particular is IMPOSSIBLE without them, and I'm sure there are many more to come, since I'm not done yet.
Yes, I did say he is witty - he talks, and talks, and TALKS! Some of the comments he has are actually funny, while the other 80 - 90% of the dialogue is griping and moaning!
The last guy you get, Emil, starts out normal, but after some key events, he turns into THIS! However, despite this appearance, he has even more spells to help you out with, which becomes a big help later on.
All in all, if you're a fan of Square-Enix, and you like the style, I'd recommend it strongly. However, if you're new to Square-Enix titles, this IS NOT the one to evaluate your opinion of them on. They've made several other good games - just google them, and you'll see what they've made over the years.
That's all for now!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Site Store Added!
Hey guys and gals,
I just put a store up to purchase t-shirts and the like. Check it out, eh?
I just put a store up to purchase t-shirts and the like. Check it out, eh?
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
V-Log 11-20-10
Couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd post my ramblings about the latest Harry Potter Movie.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Double Post - Part One
Yeah...
So, in case anyone was curious about the Russian subtitles in my Charlie's angel review, I ripped the DVD from a friend who got it from Russia. Then, after I started editing the review, I noticed that I had forgotten to turn the subtitles off. So, I was compelled enough to get an English version of the DVD, but too lazy to re-rip it again.
Sound stupid? Yes, yes it is. Do I care? No, no I do not.
And, BTW - Midnight showings are abysmal when you have class at 7:45 the next morning! Yes, I went and saw Harry Potter Part 1 last night with my brother and a few of my old co-workers, and I was really glad they stuck to the book much more closely this time, as far as I remember anyways. The intro was a little bit out of order, but everything else was very satisfying.
Though, the zealots might not agree with what I just said...to whom I say - GET OVER IT! Griping and moaning over things you can't change just makes you bitter, and nobody wants to listen to what you have to say! When you become multi-millionaires and get the rights to re-release these movies in a better way, fine - but until then - BUGGER OFF!
I'm not going to give anything away, and if you read the books, you should already know how the story ends. All I've got to say is that the author, J. K. Rowling, is very vindictive in this one! When I read this a year or two ago, I was shocked at how many people she killed - many prominent figures that hurt you when you see them go. No names will be named, but it really sucks!
I suppose it is somewhat understandable, because of the wizard war between good and evil, so some casualties are to be expected, but somebody needs a Prozac for crying out loud! Would I change the story if I could? Probably not. Things end on a good note, and that's just the way I like it.
I'm just glad they didn't release this in 3-D to bleed an extra $5-6 dollars out of the viewers.
That's all for now - later.
So, in case anyone was curious about the Russian subtitles in my Charlie's angel review, I ripped the DVD from a friend who got it from Russia. Then, after I started editing the review, I noticed that I had forgotten to turn the subtitles off. So, I was compelled enough to get an English version of the DVD, but too lazy to re-rip it again.
Sound stupid? Yes, yes it is. Do I care? No, no I do not.
And, BTW - Midnight showings are abysmal when you have class at 7:45 the next morning! Yes, I went and saw Harry Potter Part 1 last night with my brother and a few of my old co-workers, and I was really glad they stuck to the book much more closely this time, as far as I remember anyways. The intro was a little bit out of order, but everything else was very satisfying.
Though, the zealots might not agree with what I just said...to whom I say - GET OVER IT! Griping and moaning over things you can't change just makes you bitter, and nobody wants to listen to what you have to say! When you become multi-millionaires and get the rights to re-release these movies in a better way, fine - but until then - BUGGER OFF!
I'm not going to give anything away, and if you read the books, you should already know how the story ends. All I've got to say is that the author, J. K. Rowling, is very vindictive in this one! When I read this a year or two ago, I was shocked at how many people she killed - many prominent figures that hurt you when you see them go. No names will be named, but it really sucks!
I suppose it is somewhat understandable, because of the wizard war between good and evil, so some casualties are to be expected, but somebody needs a Prozac for crying out loud! Would I change the story if I could? Probably not. Things end on a good note, and that's just the way I like it.
I'm just glad they didn't release this in 3-D to bleed an extra $5-6 dollars out of the viewers.
That's all for now - later.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
Can you handle the level of stupid that is this movie? I DON'T THINK YOU CAN!!!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Sleep is for LOSERS!
Hey again,
So, I just finished Castlevania - Lords of Shadow, and I've got to say, I wasn't expecting that kind of an ending. That, and the fact that the end boss comes out of left field (teh SATAN!) - that was a bit of a let down. I was expecting to fight the last Lord of Shadow, the Necromancer King, but NO! I had to fight the DEVIL for Pete's sake! (For those technical people out there, I suppose he is the ultimate Lord of Shadow, but he's never mentioned in the game, until the VERY END! - Totally ridonculous!)
The ending didn't make much sense either, except for the fact that they want a sequel to come out for it, I suppose. If you've already finished the game, I ask you how's it going to be to have Gabriel be the good guy in the sequel? Maybe, maybe not...
Overall, I thought it was a fun game, although some of the challenges are a bit ridiculous - like not letting Zobek kill a single ghoul in one level, or beat the ice titan in 1:30! COME ON! I guess it's do-able, but I don't care enough to find out!
I said it once, I'll say it again - I'd probably just rent this, unless you want some eye candy (the graphics and views they have in the game are awesome, no doubt about it).
That is all :)
So, I just finished Castlevania - Lords of Shadow, and I've got to say, I wasn't expecting that kind of an ending. That, and the fact that the end boss comes out of left field (teh SATAN!) - that was a bit of a let down. I was expecting to fight the last Lord of Shadow, the Necromancer King, but NO! I had to fight the DEVIL for Pete's sake! (For those technical people out there, I suppose he is the ultimate Lord of Shadow, but he's never mentioned in the game, until the VERY END! - Totally ridonculous!)
The ending didn't make much sense either, except for the fact that they want a sequel to come out for it, I suppose. If you've already finished the game, I ask you how's it going to be to have Gabriel be the good guy in the sequel? Maybe, maybe not...
Overall, I thought it was a fun game, although some of the challenges are a bit ridiculous - like not letting Zobek kill a single ghoul in one level, or beat the ice titan in 1:30! COME ON! I guess it's do-able, but I don't care enough to find out!
I said it once, I'll say it again - I'd probably just rent this, unless you want some eye candy (the graphics and views they have in the game are awesome, no doubt about it).
That is all :)
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Fan-Fiction Spotlight - Where Darkness Falls
You guys still awake?
Well, I said that I review these, right? Guess I should do what I say, then, eh?
This is one I read several years ago, back in about 2006, and I've re-read several times - it is just that engaging. It crosses over Neon Genesis Evangelion (a series that I got very confused and frustrated with...) and Silent Hill (a game franchise that is still going strong).
For those that don't know anything about either series, it isn't that important to enjoy the story. Hovering around 66,000 words and 15 chapters, this one will take an afternoon, or solid evening to get through, just so you know. I'm speaking from experience here, because I couldn't put it down once I started :P
Written by Grey Wolf4 & Random1377, the story starts out with Misato grumbling about how bad a job she's doing in raising Shinji and Asuka. Shinji has disappeared recently, and Misato has no idea where he's gone, until she gets a letter in the mail from him, post-marked Silent Hill, USA.
Misato takes off in search of Shinji, running into several characters from the Evangelion series, and a few new ones from the Silent Hill universe, created by the authors.
In order to rescue Shinji, Misato must own up to her past mistakes, and overcome a series of trials, which teaches her more about herself, and what she truly cares about. She also learns about the characters from the town of Silent Hill, and how the place destroyed their lives.
Now, this one has a higher rating on it, primarily because of coarse language, and some violence. If you don't like those kind of stories, steer clear of this one. Otherwise, I honestly believe you won't be disappointed with it.
It took me forever to find the link, maybe because I'm BLIND AS A BAT!!! (Just kidding) So, here's the link, to make it easier for you :)
Where Darkness Falls, by Grey Wolf4 & Random 1377
Good night, all
Well, I said that I review these, right? Guess I should do what I say, then, eh?
This is one I read several years ago, back in about 2006, and I've re-read several times - it is just that engaging. It crosses over Neon Genesis Evangelion (a series that I got very confused and frustrated with...) and Silent Hill (a game franchise that is still going strong).
For those that don't know anything about either series, it isn't that important to enjoy the story. Hovering around 66,000 words and 15 chapters, this one will take an afternoon, or solid evening to get through, just so you know. I'm speaking from experience here, because I couldn't put it down once I started :P
Written by Grey Wolf4 & Random1377, the story starts out with Misato grumbling about how bad a job she's doing in raising Shinji and Asuka. Shinji has disappeared recently, and Misato has no idea where he's gone, until she gets a letter in the mail from him, post-marked Silent Hill, USA.
Misato takes off in search of Shinji, running into several characters from the Evangelion series, and a few new ones from the Silent Hill universe, created by the authors.
In order to rescue Shinji, Misato must own up to her past mistakes, and overcome a series of trials, which teaches her more about herself, and what she truly cares about. She also learns about the characters from the town of Silent Hill, and how the place destroyed their lives.
Now, this one has a higher rating on it, primarily because of coarse language, and some violence. If you don't like those kind of stories, steer clear of this one. Otherwise, I honestly believe you won't be disappointed with it.
It took me forever to find the link, maybe because I'm BLIND AS A BAT!!! (Just kidding) So, here's the link, to make it easier for you :)
Where Darkness Falls, by Grey Wolf4 & Random 1377
Good night, all
Monday, November 1, 2010
Boogeyman
Yeah, I know I'm a day late, but I don't care
The scariest movie ever made? I beg to differ...
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
1st Video Review Coming Soon
Good Afternoon!
So, I just finished writing the script for my first v-log movie review. The next day or two are going to be taken up by capturing footage, editing, and polishing the final product. My hope is to have it up by either Thursday or Friday. Any comments received will be greatly appreciated, so I can make sure that people's expectations are met.
I do understand that I won't be able to please everyone, that's a given, so I apologize to those that I may offend in advance. My sole intention is to entertain those who visit my blog.
Also, if any of the owners of the source material have an issue with my material, please contact me, and I will do what I can to fix the issue.
That being said, I hope to see you in a few days!
So, I just finished writing the script for my first v-log movie review. The next day or two are going to be taken up by capturing footage, editing, and polishing the final product. My hope is to have it up by either Thursday or Friday. Any comments received will be greatly appreciated, so I can make sure that people's expectations are met.
I do understand that I won't be able to please everyone, that's a given, so I apologize to those that I may offend in advance. My sole intention is to entertain those who visit my blog.
Also, if any of the owners of the source material have an issue with my material, please contact me, and I will do what I can to fix the issue.
That being said, I hope to see you in a few days!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
How goes it?
So, I've been playing this for the past few days, and I've got to say I'm pretty impressed with it so far. Much like the reviewers at IGN, the graphics are awe inspiring, but gameplay is very much like God of War. I'm taking my time trying to get through all the trials, and collect all the crystals to increase my stats, so it is taking a bit longer than usual. One reviewer mentioned that if you do try to do all the trials, it will take upwards of 25-30 hrs, so I'm not too surprised at how long it's taking.
If you can find a place to rent it, I would suggest that first, to see if you like the new style. If you are stuck to the 2-D side-scrolling adventures, this game probably isn't for you.
That's all for now :)
(Image from dreamplay168.com)
So, I've been playing this for the past few days, and I've got to say I'm pretty impressed with it so far. Much like the reviewers at IGN, the graphics are awe inspiring, but gameplay is very much like God of War. I'm taking my time trying to get through all the trials, and collect all the crystals to increase my stats, so it is taking a bit longer than usual. One reviewer mentioned that if you do try to do all the trials, it will take upwards of 25-30 hrs, so I'm not too surprised at how long it's taking.
If you can find a place to rent it, I would suggest that first, to see if you like the new style. If you are stuck to the 2-D side-scrolling adventures, this game probably isn't for you.
That's all for now :)
(Image from dreamplay168.com)
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Site Under Construction
Hey there,
The intent of this site is to provide my opinion on movies, games, and fan-fiction. Updates will come as often as I have time, due to the fact that I am a full-time college student. I will strive to get at least one post every week, typically on Sundays, since that is my least busy day of the week.
Thanks, and I'll see you soon!
J-Bob
The intent of this site is to provide my opinion on movies, games, and fan-fiction. Updates will come as often as I have time, due to the fact that I am a full-time college student. I will strive to get at least one post every week, typically on Sundays, since that is my least busy day of the week.
Thanks, and I'll see you soon!
J-Bob
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